Fairies with Attitude

I bought a couple fairy figures tonight. They're little old cheap plastic things made in China, but these pass as my idea of cute. Yeah. My fairy can kick your fairy's ass.

I got some funny looks. I think to truck drivers if you buy a fairy you must BE a fairy. But no one had the nerve to say so. They may have thought me a fairy, but if I am I'm a big fairy. So there.