Pissing on the Chain Gang

It's going to be an interesting day. I stopped at a truck stop to fuel. Went to use the bathroom. While I was in the stall I heard some rattling around, but didn't think much of it (truck drivers seem to be of the opinion that how much of a man you are is in direct proportion to how much noise you can make).

Anyway, when I opened the stall door, there were four men standing at the urinals, and each were in leg shackles and handcuffs. There was a guard with a shotgun standing beside the sinks. Ooookay.

I asked the guard “I don't suppose you'd let these gentlemen pose for a group photo?”

Ummm ... no.