Summoning Spell

Hehe. Louisville, Kentucky. I'm at a shipper. I'd been sitting here for a long time, waiting for a guy to show up at the building they sent me to. He had to go by another building and print out the paperwork, and then meet me down here.

After awhile, I used my own summoning spell to get him here. I had to pee. So I thought to myself, “If I start peeing in a bottle, he'll show up.” That's the way the Universe works. It's like driving for 30 minutes on deserted roads with your lights on low. You know that the moment you turn on your high-beams, a car will top the hill on the other side of the road.

Well, to sum this up how this turned out ...

I did. He did.