Marriage As God Intended

Just saw a sign in front of a church; “Vote to keep marriage as God intended.”

Well. At least they have their priorities in order. We'll look over that whole Iraq thing. And dismantling the Constitution. And your torture prisons. And the sex scandals. And letting your corporate political donors raid the U.S. treasury. And making your rich buddies richer at the expense of the poor. And virtually eliminating the middle class. And trying to intimidate Americans out of voting.

We'll forgive all that. Just save us from the gays and make sure they can't get married!