Encounter with Robo-Reptile

I'm such a dumbass. Made an impulsive purchase tonight. I'm now the proud owner of a RoboReptile. Ostensibly I bought it to torment Mama's cat, Stripe. But if I had to be perfectly honest I'd have to admit that I just thought it was cool. Of course, now that I bought the thing, the rational, analytical mind is at war with the id.

Oh, well. Money has been tight for so long that it was nice to just say to hell with it and buy something so frivolous. If my conscience gets the better of me, I can always give it to one of my young cousins as a Christmas gift.