Epes just made me so mad that I made some people at a Pilot truckstop nervous by walking around mumbling to myself about “cracker-ass crackers.”

I couldn't resist telling Epes that the customer was open yesterday and I could have picked up my load yesterday. They wrote me back and said “Yes, load scheduled to pick up Saturday.”

What? Do I have direct line to Hell or something? Are these people who I assume are dispatchers really demons who are trying to goad me into strangling the shit out of somebody?