I just came across a new idiot to add to The Watch's list of media personalities. This nutjob's name is Anna Benson, and she loves to spout conservative bullshit. She's a tits-and-ass poster child who's married to some jock, and apparently thinks this qualifies her to speak on political issues. Naturally the Conservatives love her, because no one loves tits-and-ass like a repressed conservative. Plus she's spouting their particular brand of filth. What's not to love?

I'll quote right-wing nutjob Ann Coulter. Shut and sing! Oh, wait. She can't sing. Okay, so stand there with you half-naked ass poked out like you're waiting to receive. I'm sure that qualifies you to speak on all things political.

I suppose this tart pissed me off so much just simply because she's an airhead who's married to a jock. So these bits of political wisdom are coming from the trophy wife of some baseball playing redneck. But then, now that I think about it, that fits right in with the Republican profile, doesn't it?

Here are a few pearls of wisdom from this bimbo.

“You are a pariah to our nation ... a fat kid that got beat up by the jocks at school, and this has formulated your hatred of America. If I didn't know any better, I would think George W. himself went to school with you and kicked the shit out of your pie-hole everyday for being such a candy-ass.”

Okay, I have to say something here. Can anyone really imagine George W. Bush shit-kicking his way out of a paper bag? But this statement sums up where Anna Benson is coming from. She's an airhead cheerleader whose world view has apparently been shaped by the fact that her jock boyfriend can kick your ass.

“I honestly have to tell you ... I hate your fucking guts. Forget about how un-American you are, how politically retarded you are, or how fat you look while slobbering your political garbage all over everyone, mainly, I despise you for the fact that you make money off of influencing the young minds of America to be Bush-haters.”

Only in America could some ditz who has nothing going for her but a nice ass think that, because someone took pictures of said ass, she has a forum to spew venom in all directions. I know some of the conservative nutjobs who like to lurk around on The Watch section would like to try to come up with examples of Hollywood actors who had political views that are no so kind to President Bush and the Republicans. Correct me if I'm wrong, but I don't recall Susan Sarandon spouting her political views while dressed in a skimpy maid outfit and assuming the receiving position.

Leave it to the Republicans to marry tits, ass and politics. This kind of proves my point that Conservatives are a bunch of schoolyard bullies who are largely suffering from arrested development. My President can kick your President's ass, man!

Hehe. Dumbasses.