Had a funny today. I was in the receiving office at a customer. I made some off-hand remark about needing a good massage from a half-naked Vietnamese babe (this was in a room full of truck drivers).

One guy said “I couldn't do that. I'm a Christian.”

So I said, “Oh, really? What denomination?”

He looked at me and, completely serious, said, “Republican.”

Hehe. No one else in the room understood why I thought that was so funny, but I cracked up. Then I couldn't stop giggling. So I just told the guy “That about sums it up, doesn't it?” and I left.