Saw a bumper sticker: “Freedom will be Defended.” Right. Freedom will be defended by stickers and slogans. And if these fail, it will be defended by complaints and letters to the editor. And if these fail, then ... we'll boycott Disney, by God, because they give gays health benefits. Yeah. Gays suck! Sodomites! Heathens!

That's it, Dubya. Keep the Americans distracted as they're being led away in chains. They'll never notice as long as they have their stickers and their little plastic flags, and as long as you and your buddies give them someone to hate. Americans are really good at that hate stuff.

Gods. The more I think about it, the more The Assimilation Soundtrack seems prophetic.